Known as xdeadpan on virtually every community she's ever joined, Bianca is a not-so proud Mexican, pretentious pedophile, unashamed porn addict, and of course, simply gay as the day is long. She hates people who judge her unchangeable ways, and fights back with flame bait when people criticize her.
“GTFO, you child rapist,” you can say to her. But she will say, “Dude, just look at that loli. Ain't she lithe and thin? She screams pretty and is just askin' for it!”
Short story even shorter, Bianca likes lolis. She thinks they are sweet, she thinks they are squee~OMG~kawaii, and when Bianca is not pwning you and your mother with her fanlisting skillz, she is spending most of her internet time surfing not4chan, watching epic fails occur on chansluts and missing Loli-chan's glory on 4chan.
Among many of those other things, Bianca is an arrogant movie buff, and she will criticize you if she thinks the movies you like are recycled dog guts (which they probably are, cuz Hollywood sux, ok?). She prefers foreign movies, particularly Spanish ones (and she means Spain-Spanish, not dirty bean-picking Mexican-Spanish). Her very favorite movies include: Bad Education, Amélie, Almost Famous, Lolita and Mysterious Skin. Bianca also enjoys reading, because she is a nerd. Her favorite author is Poppy Z. Brite, but Rudi van Dantzig is up there, too, as he wrote the amazing For a Lost Soldier, which yes, is about a pedophile solider and the relationship he has with a slutty little boy, kthxbye. She also admires the works of Ralph Waldo Emerson and is stunned there is already a fanlisting for him.
Bianca is always nerding it up. Always. She constantly reads and scrounges for new fanfiction, and when that's not occurring, she is nerding it up even further by watching anime. Yes, Bianca is an anime nerd, and anything with tehgay, she's probably seen. Her favorites are Loveless, Kyou Kara Maou!, and Pokémon, but she also loves Kodomo no Jikan, Noir, Okane ga Nai and Shoujo Kakumei Utena. When it comes to anime, this is where her loli&shota fetish obviously explodes and consumes her by the second until she's dead on the floor and in a slutty child overload coma.
Even though she has a lot of issues with pathetic gamers, Bianca is a very selective but dedicated video game enthusiast. Her favorite games are undoubtedly the Resident Evil series. Among her other favorites are Silent Hill, Haunting Ground, Devil May Cry and the never-ending, yet impossible to resist, Pokémon series. Bianca also prides herself in having a very good attention span; however, if desiring to distract her and possibly steal her porn collection, it is often suggested to mention South Park, her goddamn favorite animated show in the universe. It is estimated that 92% of her brain holds completely random knowledge involving that show: its characters, its episodes, its quotes, and of course, its gayness.
At the end of all things, Bianca is just smarter than you, and it's best if you face the facts and move on with your life. She's talented, beautiful and just so fucken funny. She defies the world's morals, but that's okay, because who wants to hate someone as great as her? No one~~ But, are there questions left unanswered about this great human being? Well, let's wrap them up quickly, so here we go:
How old is Bianca? (18) Is it possible for an 18 year-old to be a pedophile? (Highly) Was Bianca ever a chanslut? (No) Will Bianca date me if I'm young, female and virginal? (Most likely) What's the deal with lolis anyway? (Everything) Should I believe the rumors I hear about Bianca? (Probably) Is Bianca currently in prison? (Yes)
You may contact this swarthy brunette numerous ways:
Livejouranl @ xdeadpan Email: gloomyutopia@aol.com TFL/AFL Boards @ xdeadpan AIM @ gloomyutopia